A while back I was doing a firefighter challenge. Basically you did the firefighter entry exam to raise money for charity (in this case getting a defib for my local gym). Granted I’d given myself a slight disadvantage from the get-go by doing 20 miles just before the challenge, but that’s entirely besides the point of this anecdote.
As I sat down waiting for the challenge two of my gym pals were by my side nattering. I didn’t pay much attention to what was being said until one of them (a superstar of a lady) just suddenly said “Are you a lesbian?”
No judgement. Just a blunt and out of nowhere question. Part of the reason why I love this particular woman.
Once I had a moment to realize what I’d been asked I responded “I’m queer” to which they went “Ah, perfect then. So this really is lesbian corner.”
We all blurted out laughing and then got some firefighter gear on and shuffled a stuffed dummy across gravel (among other things).
Moral of the story – queer people are everywhere, whether you know it or not.
But queer sex toys aren’t always as prominent on the market.
Granted, any sex toy can be used by any body (as long as it’s suited to the body, that is) but sometimes it’s nice to have toys that are specifically catered to a specific person, preference, or demographic.
Wet For Her do just that.
Wet For Her specialize in queer gear.
The motto on their page reads “If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to go fare, go together” and I really appreciate this saying. Their company stems from the realization that, in a male-led market, they were not alone in their willingness and desire to see queer-specific toys gain more momentum and when they realized this they took up their own mantle and began making toys catered more towards lesbian and queer uses.
The Wet For Her Strap On Sex Toy Five is one such toy.
The Wet For Her Strap On Sex Toy Five
Nothing about this toy screams “lesbian” but I kind of really like that about it. One of the most important things to realize about queer individuals is that we are extraordinarily ordinary in many regards. Sometimes we don’t want all bells and whistles and “Oh look, when I push this button, the dildo starts projecting holographic rainbows in to the air and spitting out sparkles.”
Sometimes we just want a good, moderately curved, chunky dildo that works well with a harness.
That’s what the Wet For Her Strap On Sex Toy Five offers.
This sex toy is labelled ‘Five’ because it’s actually one of a series of toys, all with the same design, which simply serve as nice dildos for harnessed use.
Different numbers have different measurements, all of which can be found here.
The Five itself even comes in three different sizes: Small, medium, or large (mine is medium).
As an aside, this also makes these toys great to use as dilators for anyone with Vaginismus or similar sexual dysfunctions.
I personally would have screamed and ran away if I was presented with the Wet For Her Strap On Sex Toy Five from the get-go, but knowing there are other sizes and seeing this in the context of something I could built up to would have felt very reassuring and gratifying.
The Wet For Her Strap On Sex Toy Five is made entirely out of silicone, making in non-porous, phthalate-free, and completely body-safe.
Sure, it’s baby pink, but like I said before you really don’t need to break convention with every single sex toy. I can make my peace with a pink dildo if it does the job, which this dildo does.
Wet For Her made a point of making their dildo non-realistic and this is really important for many queer individuals. Some people don’t want a cock, nor anything that resembles one in any way, but they still like the sensation of penetration and the perks of G-Spot stimulation.
Much like a plant-based burger, the Wet For Her Strap On Sex Toy Five provides these pleasurable experiences without any of the unwanted elements that some people might object to or just not like.
The Wet For Her Strap On Sex Toy Five is a smooth matte dildo which does best with some form of lubrication as it can feel a bit draggy without. Granted, it feels draggy with, but it’s the good kind of drag – the kind that makes you giddy and satisfied as it sweeps its way across the full length of your internal wall, letting you feel its girth, shape, and curve.
The curve of the Wet For Her Strap On Sex Toy Five is subtle but effective. It’s the type that works really well with strap on use, which is exactly what it was designed for. I’ve never had an issue with this toy coming out of an O-ring or even slipping annoyingly out of place, which is perfect for an uninterrupted ramming session or even some nice, gentle thrusts or jiggles.
The Wet For Her Strap On Sex Toy Five also feels very nice when used alone and can work as a great primer for size queen play, acting as an intermediary before going up to even larger sizes. This is one of the things I really appreciate about the Wet For Her Strap On Sex Toy Five, as I’m not one to take size naturally, so this toy really does help to open up my vaginal walls a bit more and help me relax into any chunky silicone I ease in to myself afterwards.
I’d say if you were not one for larger sizes then you’d probably want to go down a peg from the Five, but the toys itself is near faultless. It feels lovely in long thrusts, offers a gentle nudging of the G-Spot and is great to spasm against at the point of climax.
It’s not even that heavy for what is, to be realistic, quite a large piece of silicone, and I’m left in awe at how nearly feather-light it feels.
This is another important thing if you value harness use, because there’s nothing worst than feeling like the junk in your trunk is weighing you down and working against you with each thrust.
Instead what the Wet For Her Strap On Sex Toy Five provides is effortless play in a potentially queer way and I am so down to clown with this simple but effective dildo.
Final Thoughts
The Wet For Her Strap On Sex Toy Five is not going to wow the market, but it might bring some pretty big “Wow’s” in to the bedroom and that’s ultimately what it’s made for.
If you’re in to a really prominent curve, prefer smaller toys, or just don’t like the pink then, sure, this toy is likely not quite right for you, but in all other situations the Wet For Her Strap On Sex Toy Five delivers exactly what you’d expect from a toy of its appearance.
Remember what I said too – no one need be restricted by a toy’s specifications. This toy has a flared base and is just as good for anal, for use with hetero couples, for use solo, or even as a lovely dildo display in an adult cabinet.
I am personally pleased with the Wet For Her Strap On Sex Toy Five and I can recommend it to anyone looking for a toy like this.
Recommend to:
- Strap on lovers.
- Those dilating at larger sizes.
- Those who like non-representational toys.
Do Not Recommend to:
- People who prefer representational toys.
- People who like a bigger curve.
- People wanting smaller toys.