Tentacles are rad.

Call me an otaku-wannabe if you will, but there’s just something so alluring about the tentacle trend that exists out there. The curvature, texture, and potential that tentacles inspire is admirable and definitely makes my body squirm with anticipation.

So I’m always giddy when I get to review a tentacle product, especially when it’s made out of glass.

The Pink Tentacle Pyrex Wand

Glass might not be an ‘obvious choice’ for a tentacle toy.

After all, tentacles are pretty much the squishiest thing that you can find in nature (anyone who has held an octopus can vouch for this for me), but glass does have its benefits especially when it comes to tentacle-based toys.

Why is glass so good for tentacles? Well, firstly when people think of tentacles they also think a slimy or mucus-like residue which might add to the sensation of the tentacle. Glass is easy enough to lubricate up and then feels incredibly slippery – sliding effortlessly in and out of the body. This slick and seamless element of glass evokes the sensation of a slimy tentacle even if it doesn’t mimic the texture 100%.

Speaking of texture, glass is great for having a reasonable amount of texture while still also being quite forgiving on the body due to how easily it lubes up. Glass requires minimal lube in order to be quite body-friendly and this means it can actually be a very good entry level material.

Glass also transfers temperature quite well, which means you can have glass toys that are either warmed or cooled, adding to the sensation of using them. When it comes to a tentacle you can thus either imagine that you’re experiencing the chilling touch of a creature from the icy depths or the swarming rage of a creature so big and muscular that its very tentacles release warmth in to the body. Or you can just enjoy the texture and temperature. The choice is yours.

When it comes to the Pink Tentacle Pyrex Wand, the Pyrex glass used means that it is shatter-proof, easy to cool or heat, feels wonderfully sturdy and is relatively light.

The light baby pink used for this tentacle mirrors its gentler tentacle texture – which is reserved to some bumpy nodules on the top side of the dildo’s curve and some gently raised V-lines on the bottom section if its tip.

Flipping this tentacle allows you to experience its texture, curve, and length in different ways, but I always prefer using my toys with an upwards curve by default before playing with the down angle.

Having said that, I really enjoy flipping this particular toy on its head (so that the curve tilts down). Why? Because those raises V’s feel absolutely divine against the G-Spot and upper section of my vaginal wall, allowing the bumps to massage the rest of my body as a passive reminder of the tentacle’d nature of this toy. Tentacles have their suckers on the bottom section after all, right? So using the toy this way is hardly heresy.

Using it with the tentacles and the curve hitting my G-Spot is also lovely too. The Pink Tentacle Pyrex Wand is quite a slim dildo (1.2 inch diameter), meaning you can wiggle, thrust, and twizzle it to your heart’s desire, which makes things even better during use.

This slimmer design also makes it a great entry-level glass toy for someone who is thinking about glass textured toys but aren’t too sure how their body would handle it.

The texture itself is nicely understated. It’s gentle and works well to give a taste of texture without being overwhelming or otherwise grating. Some toys go a bit crazy with the amount of nodules they use but the Pink Tentacle Pyrex Wand keeps things happily minimal, making a toy that looks delicate and feels almost smooth during use.

Don’t get me wrong – you can feel the texture, but it’s not going to leave you feeling overwhelmed or out of your depth when playing with this creature of the depths.

The Pink Tentacle Pyrex Wand has the benefit of being non-porous, phthalate-free, and completely body-safe due to its glass material and it even comes with a lovely little storage bag, which is nice.

There are very few downsides to this toy but, if I were to pick something out, I’d have to say that the added nodules on the twisting handle of this toy are probably unnecessary.

Sure, you can flip this toy around and use its lovely little loop to caress your clit, a coronal ridge, or similar, but the nodules are spaced quite far apart so it’s not optimal for this type of play.

It also feels a little uncomfortable holding the loop with these nodules in place, so it’s certainly something that could be ditched and you would probably have a better toy as a result.

The toy itself looks aesthetically very pretty and feels like a cute and gentle contribution to the tentacle toy trend. It’s very clearly tentacle inspired but it’s not tentacle dedicated. It’s almost an abstract rendition of what a tentacle might be like if a classy artist decided to make a tentacle sex toy in their own minimalist manner.

I love the curve of this toy and feel that it’s just about right for both visual appeal and in-use effectiveness. It’s especially effective when using that wiggle method that I mentioned before (feel free to use that little tip if you want).

Little Space Life also offer this tentacle at a very reasonable price, making purchasing this toy all the more appealing, especially given how effective it is during use.

Final Thoughts

Would I recommend the Pink Tentacle Pyrex Wand? Sure, but I do think that it’s a toy for a more playful session rather than very deep and immersive experiences.

I orgasm powerfully with this product. The glass works very well with the texture and angle, but this toy is still rather slim and minimal on nodules, which some people will dislike.

This toy also has that ‘tentacle lite’ look which might leave some tentacle fans pining for more.

As a toy I really can’t fault it and I’m very happy to have it as part of my collection. If I were to buy this toy I’d be happy with its performance and consider it money well spent, but that’s because I am more than happy to keep my internal toys petite at times.

If, like me, you like the idea of a tiny tentacle then I would definitely recommend this toy, and I feel it’s a great addition to most people’s glass collection.

Recommend to:

• People who like glass toys.
• People who want to try glass toys.
• People who want to try texture/tentacles.

Do Not Recommend to:

• People who dislike smaller toys.
• People who dislike glass.
• People who dislike tentacles.

Do you like it large?

Jiggly?

Squishy?

I do.

Not always, of course. I’m not a natural Size Queen, but sometimes I want to be full. And I mean full – so widened and stuffed that I have mental flashbacks to the holiday season, where you’re left stuffed silly with a huge grin on your face that says it was all worth it.

And the Denerick’s Realistic Black Cock Dildo is definitely worth it.

About Black Cock Dildos

Before we dive in to the Denerick’s Realistic Black Cock Dildo, however, I’d like to introduce you to Black Cock Dildos.

Black Cock Dildos are the new cock on the block.

I can get away with saying that because Black Cock Dildos don’t take themselves too seriously, at least in terms of marketing.

Their logo is literally a cock – the clucking kind, not the phallic kind – and their website has a photo of the Denerick topped with a crown and given the prestigious title of the ‘New King of Cock.’

Gotta love a company that has a sense of fun and playfulness about them.

When it comes to product design, customer care, and product delivery, however, Black Cock Dildos takes things very seriously.

My communication with Black Cock Dildos has been prompt, diligent, and incredibly detailed. I can tell from every email that this company cares and their passion for their product (and the industry as a whole) really shines through as being at the core of what they do.

Their mission is to make their products ‘Thick, Filling & Real’ and they have done a lot of research in to different materials, product shapes, and surface design to achieve this.

I always love it when you can see a company has clearly gone in to all of the intricacies of sex toy design that they possibly can and I feel confident in saying that this has paid off, but we’ll get to that in the review.

Being in the UK, there were some issues with customs during my order, but Black Cock Dildos were on top of it. They took care of every part of the process – showing concern when there were delays and checking in to make sure everything was okay and that I specifically was okay.

Customer care like that cannot be emphasised enough and has left me feeling that Black Cock Dildos is a company to be trusted and strongly supported.

But what about the product?

The Denerick’s Realistic Black Cock Dildo

The Denerick’s Realistic Black Cock Dildo is a beast of an offering that went above and beyond my expectations.

Large toys are tricky. Not just to work up to but also to create.

So many large toys on the market are a flop…or, to be more accurate, the exact opposite of that.

Many large toys are just large, firm wads of non-descript silicone, poured with rigid materials and produced with minimal detail and the vague shape of a cock.

As a result of this they can be hard to take, uncomfortable to climax with, and just generally underwhelming.

There’s really no reason to compromise on quality when it comes to size, but a lot of cheap, large toys do this.

The Denerick’s Realistic Black Cock Dildo does not.

One of the most impressive things about the Denerick’s Dildo for me is just how detailed it is.

Imagine a penis. Okay, they’re all different, but they have a few commonalities. The bulging areas of lusting veins, the affectionate ripples under the coronal ridge, and, of course, the little lines and details of the skin that are unique to the phallus and as personal as a fingerprint.

These are detailed so commonly omitted in the industry but the Denerick’s Dildo has them all and more. This is basically a phallus blown up to ‘fill up’ proportions. It’s like someone took a person, went full Ant Man enlargement on them, and then took a mould of their genitals to present to us in all its glory.

This is no surprise given the ambitions of the company. Black Cock Dildos wanted to make a large toy that felt like the ‘real thing’ – that is to say that they wanted to toy to feel realistic during use. Obviously a dildo will never feel like a cock, and that’s a good thing, but there is a lot to be said about toys that aim for realism in sensation and Black Cock Dildos have hit the nail on the head.

The aesthetics aren’t the only impressive thing about this toy. The Denerick’s Dildo has a beautiful amount of squish to it that makes squeezing it as therapeutic as squishing your favourite stress toy (except with the Denerick’s Dildo orgasms are involved too).

Black Cock Dildos have used platinum grade, dual-density silicone for their toys design, meaning it has a firm inner core but a delicious squishy surface that really helps to mimic the sensation of a real swollen shaft.

The silicone used is skin-like, has a fair amount of drag (lube is almost a must!) and thus clings to one’s inner chamber and hugs and sweeps against the body with every single thrust or clench.

This isn’t a toy you simply put in and pump back and fourth thoughtlessly – it’s made to be experienced. The texture and detail given to its contours are highly complemented by the silicone, meaning you can feel all of the details. When using it I feel like my vagina is stroking against its surface and detecting all of its details – intimately mapping all of the elements that make it so clenchingly divine.

This toy has a very prominent coronal ridge with a nice curve to it and this really comes in to play during use. I’m not a huge, long thruster when it comes to large toys. I prefer to insert them and then contracts around them and make small adjustments and thrusts in order to nuzzle my G-Spot in to a stupor. And, oh boy, does this toy’s ridge work wonders for that.

Words cannot describe just how filling this toy’s 7.25 inch circumference feels. It takes your body, widens you, and consumes all of your thoughts with the engulfing sensation that it offers. Every element of bombards your mind with a colourful display of detail and depth, and I’m personally left swooning at the experiences that it offers.

It’s a large one for me but a toy larger than life offers climaxes of equal magnitude and my body moans and convulses in delight when met with the brilliance of this toy’s G-Spot smashing ridge and gorgeous veins.

Granted, this is a toy you will need to work up to. There’s really no denying that. But that’s part of the fun. Plus the warm-up to this toy leaves you even more sensitive and ready to receive its detailed design.

The squishy nature of its silicone really helps with inserting it too.

Yes, it does make the initial insertion a bit more draggy, but that’s part of the appeal and overall the softness of this toy’s external silicone makes building up to it much more forgiving then more rigid large toys.

Don’t get me wrong – I love my large glass and wood offerings, but they are a different beast all together to this supreme cock.

When you climax with this toy your muscles have to work to accommodate the size. This results in much stronger and more pronounced sensations. However, because this toy has that soft layer there is enough give that the muscles don’t tire as quickly as they might, allowing for prolonged climaxes and an immense, pulsing reward.

If you’re a strap-on fan then this toy can also be made with a Vac-U-Lock section, which I don’t tend to use but, hey, you can always put a bullet in their too. The pay-off for a bullet is subtle, due to the large bulk of silicone the vibrations have to fight to transfer themselves through, but it’s still a good option to have and a nice way to add another dimension to your play session.

The balls of this toy make for a nice anchoring point and can be gripped for use if needed, but they can also be awkward and cumbersome if you don’t like holding on to (or dealing with) a lot of heft at the base of your toy. It’s one of the points of the toy that will be divisive but I like them and, again, the detail given to the scrotum is outstanding.

The only other downside with this toy is that, due to its softer silicone, it is an absolute dust, lint, and fur magnet, but I’m okay with that. It’s easy to rinse this toy before and after use, though you’ll want to take extra care when cleaning it because of just how textured it is.

When that’s the only semi-bad thing I can say about an otherwise extraordinary toy, however, I’m not complaining at all.

Final Thoughts

The Denerick’s Dildo is an immense offering.

It’s a larger-than-life treat for the senses presented by a company that is excited to present filling treats for us all to explore with wide eyes and even wider orifices.

I can highly recommend this product, especially for those who love a realistic sensation, those who prefer dual-density, and those building up to larger toys.

If you’re daunted by the Denerick’s then don’t worry- Black Cock Dildos are only just getting started and I have behind-the-scenes info that the company are soon going to produce even more items for people to salivate over and sample.

This is a toy that delivers in every regard and I am incredibly happy to present it to you in this review.

Sometimes in life all you need is a giant cock to bring immense happiness, and Black Cock Dildos have delivered.

Recommend to:

• Size queens.
• People who like squishy texture.
• People wanting to try hulking dildos.

Do Not Recommend to:

• People who prefer firm toys.
• People who dislike balls on toys.
• People who dislike realistic designs.

I like the term ‘sex toys.’ I like it al lot.

There’s something to be said about the playfulness of the term. Sex should be about enjoyment, happiness, and a free-spirited embrace of life and the term ‘toys’ complements these notions very well.

Sometimes, however, a toy is so elegant, so wonderfully artful, that it feels strange to call it a ‘toy.’

The Rose Bud Yoni Egg Rose Quartz Crystal Kegel Exerciser By Chakrubs is one such product.

The Rose Bud Yoni Egg Rose Quartz Crystal Kegel Exerciser By Chakrubs

The Rose Bud Yoni Egg Rose Quartz Crystal Kegel Exerciser By Chakrubs is a kegel exerciser made out of actual rose quartz and best used to help supplement a healthy pelvic floor routine.

Pelvic floor exercises not only help prevent incontinence, provide manageable pregnancies, and increase sexual pleasure but they also act as some of the most important core muscles in our body, which keep us stable and healthy in life (and exercise).

But, let’s be clear here – this is just an addition to healthy kegel exercises rather than a cure-all or an exerciser in its own right.

Chakrubs claim that yoni eggs “originated in China over 2,000 years ago and was practiced by the emperor’s concubines to maintain a strong and healthy vagina” but I’m a researcher at heart and something didn’t sit quite right with me about this.

I mean the obvious thing that didn’t sit right was the idea that concubines (subordinate sex providers to a single male) were being used as a positive in sexual marketing but, beyond that, I also wondered about the legitimacy of the origins of yoni eggs.

Sure enough a research study of more than 5,000 jade objects from 4 major art and archaeology collections in the US has found that no Yoni Eggs were present in any of the rather extensive collections, which pretty much means that the appeal to the ‘Orient’ suggested by this product (and others, such as Goop’s infamous Yoni Eggs) is pretty much BS.

But, hey, I’m not here to discredit a company’s claims…at least not entirely – I’m also about reviewing a product on its own merit, so what can I say about the Rose Bud Yoni Egg?

Firstly, this product is stunning.

Rose quartz is one of my favourite semi-precious gems, owing to the gently pink and almost clouded nature of its gorgeous depths.

I could look at the Rose Bud Yoni Egg for hours and still notice new things about it; seeing it in the new light with every little exploration of its subtleties.

There really is something to be said about semi-precious stones when it comes to adult objects, and the Rose Bud Yoni Egg has been polished and presented to perfection, with it truly feeling like a little work of erotic art.

This product, in short, would be perfect for gift giving.

The Rose Bud Yoni Egg is smooth and cool to the touch, but not icy cold like steel might be. It can be warmed or cooled for further effect and this can help someone trying to do kegel exercises with it.

You might, for example, find it easier to detect and thus clench and release around the Rose Bud Yoni Egg if it is cooler, or find comfort in its presence if you’ve warmed it.

I personally like to warm the Rose Bud Yoni Egg and insert it when struggling with cramps in order to soothe my body a bit in a way that feels more natural then defaulting to pain medication (not that those don’t have their place, of course).

The Rose Bud Yoni Egg can be purchased in two different sizes and mine is the smaller of the two, measuring in at 1.65 inches long and 1.18 inches wide in diameter.

This makes the Rose Bud Yoni Egg  very easy to insert though can make it a pain to remove, especially if it goes deep in to the vaginal canal.

The smoothness of the Rose Bud Yoni Egg  doesn’t help much with this, as a lack of any cord means you essentially have to stick some fingers in to your body and wrestle it out, but I can’t say I’ve ever had any distress during the removal process of the Rose Bud Yoni Egg .

How does this egg feel during use?

Not too heavy nor too light. It’s definitely perfected the Goldilock’s approach to kegel exercisers – offering a substantial sense of being ‘there’ but without the worry that it might be too heavy to stay inserted nor so thick that it feels uncomfortable.

I can (and have) insert the Rose Bud Yoni Egg and use it for pretty much an entire day without any issue in discomfort. In fact, I’ve almost forgot about it on some occasions (oops).

I suppose this doesn’t bode well for the sensation-based appeal of the Rose Bud Yoni Egg as, unless you heat or cool it, this product is relatively inert during use and only conscious clenching exercises will help you detect it with any true clarity.

Chakrubs have a strong belief in the healing benefits of crystals and, although many won’t prescribe to this, they claim the following benefits of rose quartz:

• Revealing the beauty in yourself to build self-confidence
• Teaching the true essence of love and attracting it in all forms (self, erotic, romantic, platonic)
• Fostering a generous outlook that enhances feelings of compassion and forgiveness
• Providing comfort to those who are grieving or in pain
• Stimulating sensual imagination
• Healing internal childhood wound and reprogramming the heart to receive love
• Balancing yin-yang energy
• Releasing blockages in the heart chakra
• Stimulating the root chakra to rejuvenate the physical body
• Dissolving anger, resentment, fear, and suspicion”

Did I feel any of these benefits blossom with the Rose Bud Yoni Egg? Well, I suppose it’s fair to say that I felt my ‘sensual imagination’ strengthen, as I was actively working my kegels at times while using the Rose Bud Yoni Egg as a focal point, but this can be true of any kegel exerciser.

A lot of this might sound cynical or sardonic in nature but it’s worth noting that I do actually adore this product.

I adore it for what it is, however – an expensive, luxury kegel exerciser – rather than seeing it as a sexual necessity.

This product is beautiful, there’s no denying that, and I feel special just for owning it. However, it won’t offer up any substantial benefits that other kegel exercisers can’t already convey.

It is the epitome of the ‘treat item’; being a sheer luxury to own and offering the most wonderful feelings of sexual indulgence and aesthetic importance but without offering any added benefits beyond that.

Does it really need to though? I don’t personally think so.

Final Thoughts

Anyone who is buying a rose quartz yoni egg isn’t doing so expecting it to offer sex-tech innovation, additional bells and whistles, not some sort of integrated wifi connection and app-based data bank that would make a Fitbit blush with jealously. They’re buying it because they love the idea of owning and using a rose quartz yoni egg and want that experience.

The Rose Bud Yoni Egg  delivers that experience 100% and it odes not disappoint in any strong regard.

I am very grateful to have been able to try this product and feel that it will easily meet the expectations of any potential user.

This product really is a work of adult art and I know that it will make gem-stone loving users everywhere elated to sample such a smooth and elegant offering.

As for its other claims…don’t allow yourself to get sucked too much in to the hype.

Just enjoy this product for what it is and what it can provide and you will be very happy with the outcome.

I know I was.

Recommend to:

• Lovers of rose quartz.
• Sensation play fans (temperature based).
• People looking to treat themselves or a lover.

Do Not Recommend to:

• People who want a kegel exerciser that does the work for them.
• People who like a retrieval cord.
• People who dislike firm kegel exercisers.

I am a very animalistic person if I want to be.

When I’m attracted to someone I sometimes can’t help it. I grin like the Cheshire cat, my motions become a little more prowling (at least in my mind), and I lick my lips like a wolf eyeing up a tasty morsel.

Grace and elegance, for me, are linked to animals in my mind. As is playfulness. Have you ever seen a fox jump down in to the snow after its next meal? It’s friggin adorable! So is seeing a fox discover a trampoline, a dog toy, or just playing with their littermates.

All so squee worthy that foxes, in my mind, will forever be the playful and refined-yet-clueless critters of the wild.

So it is always a joy when I get to channel ‘foxy’ behaviour in my own mannerisms.

Especially when a good butt plug is involved.

16″ Blonde White Tip Fox Tail Butt Plug

The 16″ Blonde White Tip Fox Tail Butt Plug is just one of many vulpine offerings in the butt plug market but every plug takes its own little approaches to being a fur plug and, I have to say, this plug stood out for me a lot.

Not necessarily in the best of ways at first, actually…weeeell, it was in the best of ways but at the time it didn’t seem like it.

Let me give some background.

When this plug arrived I was delighted by so many of its features. The richness of its orange fur, the dense clumpiness of the base fur and how it streamed out in to smoother, softer tips, and, of course, the way it naturally fell in such a comfortable position, mimicking a tail in every regard.

But was it mimicking it too closely?

My brain went in to immediate panic mode: “Oh shit. This is real fur”

Bad news for a vegan.

I went on to the Butt Plug Expert page and read its description. It said it was ‘realistic’ but not that it was real fur.

My previous, extensive experience with taxidermy, animal pelts, and fox fur collars left me freaking out that I had accidentally come in to possession of yet another dead body in a life where I was waaay past that.

The idea of having the tail of a once-living animal waggling from side-to-side as cold metal sat snugly in my bottom was not one I relished in the slightest.

It seemed so entirely real.

So I went back on to researcher mode.

Here are some top tips for you if you ever suspect that you have a real fur item instead of a faux fur one:

• If you part the fur and look at the base and see skin it’s likely real. If you see weaving then it’s likely fake.
• If you burn the fur and it melts and twists into disintegrated nothing like plastic then it’s plastic. If it singes and smells of burning, but doesn’t immediately peel away, it’s likely real.

It was with great relief that the 16″ Blonde White Tip Fox Tail Butt Plug had both a woven base layer and fur that melted in to oblivion when I tested a few stray whiskers, and so I was left not just with immense relief but also with extreme awe.

This is how far we have come with faux fur butt plugs now. Not only can they look brilliant but they can also be so convincing in every aspect of how the fur behaves and feels that it can easily make you think that it is the real deal. There is no clearer bonus in my mind when it comes to a faux fur butt plug product.

Immersion is everything with animal-play products, after all, and if you have a lacklustre fur tail then you just feel like someone playing cheap dress-up rather than the proud owner of your own, brilliant orange tail that you can wiggle proudly from side-to-side while feeling the motion of it resound throughout your body.

I mean, absolutely well done to the creators of this tail.

The 16″ Blonde White Tip Fox Tail Butt Plug isn’t just about its foxy plumage, however. It is also attached to a stainless steel butt plug, which I’m willing to guess is hollow in its interior, as it’s rather light considering its size.

You can purchase the 16″ Blonde White Tip Fox Tail Butt Plug with a few different plug sizes in mind:

• S Plug: 2.8 cm x 7.5 cm
• M Plug: 3.5 cm x 8.5 cm
• L Plug: 4.1 cm x 9.5 cm

If you’re new to anal play then you may still have to work up to all of these sizes to some degree, but a nice bud-like structure means that this plug has a good taper for insertion. It then bulges out in to a lovely filling section (good for the P-Spot for those with a male anatomy), and then eases in to a lovely neck which offers ample room for comfort before getting to its safely flared base.

No flared base, no anal fun. Full stop.

Because this toy has a steel plug it can be heated or cooled to add to play and this creates another element of fun to its use. I like my vaginal toys warm but my plugs cold, as I feel this amplifies my natural inclination to grip and squirm against the plug and this was the case with the 16″ Blonde White Tip Fox Tail Butt Plug.

Although there isn’t much heft to the 16″ Blonde White Tip Fox Tail Butt Plug compared to some other metal toys you can still feel its presence very firmly, due to the uncompromising nature of metal. If someone penetrates you while using this toy then you’ll both know it. If you sit down wearing this toy you will be able to detail the exact placement of its tulip-like shape, and during sex…well…it’s a delight to sample internally.

The way that the tail moves for the 16″ Blonde White Tip Fox Tail Butt Plug is also very natural and arousing. This tail falls beautifully in to place during use, and its stroke-inviting fur nuzzles movingly against the inner thighs during bent-over postures, allowing you to caress yourself in new ways through your extended anatomy.

It’s hard not to get carried away in the fantasy and primal nature of this plug when using it and that is a definite plus. When I use this plug I am in a different mindset and it’s one that I thoroughly enjoy exploring.

With the user’s permission a tail can also be used to swiftly pull the plug out, which comes with its own heart-racing sensations, and I do recommend giving this a go at least once should you buy this tail. Just make sure the lube is flowing aplenty, otherwise you might get pain where you had desired pleasure. Oh and make sure you’re *ahem* ‘clear.’ Standard booty play rules, really.

If I were to give a downside to this plug it’s one that is inherent in all tail-based toys. Cleaning is a nightmare and you’ll want to keep it as clean (and then as dry) as possible to avoid lingering odours and unwanted bacterial.

Stainless steel may be non-porous, true, but faux fur isn’t and this is a genuine safety concern that you need to keep in mind.

Outside of this downside, however, there is very little to be said against this superb tail.

Final Thoughts

This tail almost fooled me in to an existential vegan crisis and, for that, I applaud its realism and effectiveness.

I am over the moon to own such a gorgeous and functional anal toy and feel like its pleasure during use coupled with its aesthetic qualities create an outstanding finished piece.

I can firmly recommend this toy to any fellow foxes who want to get in touch with their wild side.

So, what are you waiting for?

Recommend to:

• People who like realistic tails.
• People who like bulb-like plugs.
• People who like lighter metal plugs.

Do Not Recommend to:

• People who prefer obvious fake/cartoonish tails.
• People who prefer a different plug style.
• People who dislike the maintenance element.

I may be lacking in a certain piece of *ahem* anatomy when it comes to Fleshlights, but that doesn’t mean that I haven’t seen or used a fair few in my day. As such, my mind has often wandered to the idea of what makes the ‘best fleshlights’ for those who do want to delve deep in to the topic (pun intended).

Of course, different companies have their take on this matter and you can click here to get just one example of the offerings that some like to present. Sex Toy Education certainly have their heads screwed on right when it comes to the many criteria that go in to the perfect Fleshlights and I recommend their article for any new buyers to Fleshlights, but let’s jump in to this topic Peaches-style too.

Why Even Use a Fleshlight?

It’s a question asked by Sex Toy Education and a question I’d like to tackle too.

Fleshlights, after all, have received an unfair stigma over the years – as if somehow the mimicry of a vulva, mouth, or anus are heathenistic whereas the myriad of rotating, vibrating, and self-thrusting dongs in the market is perfectly commonplace.

But strip away this stigma and you have an amazing tool to explore your body with.

Why use a Fleshlight? Because Fleshlights aren’t bodies.

That might sound odd but it’s the beauty of them. A Fleshlight (like any toy) offers you the chance to experience things that aren’t the same as direct human contact (and that includes one’s own anatomy).

Sure, they can sometimes aim to be familiar – some might even call themselves ‘realistic’ – but what a Fleshlight offers will be entirely different to what a body can offer, or the additions that come with that body.

Someone who struggles with intimacy or has a sexual dysfunction they want to address can do so with a Fleshlight in their own time.

Those who want to try experiences beyond the hand or a person’s vulva/anus/other orifices might want to see what a Fleshlight is like too.

Couples might like to add a Fleshlight in to their play to mix up interactions and have a choice of different sensations for different moods.

I know that I personally adore using a Fleshlight on my partners. I love the grip that they offer, the expressions of pleasure on my partner’s face, and the way I can twist and contort the Fleshlight, gaining new gasps and twitches from my happy receiver. It’s also a nice break if I’m feeling tender or don’t want to use my hands or mouth.

It’s always good to have options.

The Best Fleshlights

But what makes a Fleshlight the best in the bizz?

Is there a secret inherent to the perfect toy that gets toes curling and mouths moaning with expertly designed prowess?

I’d say “Yes and No.”

There are many pre-requisites that go in to making a superb Fleshlight, and that formula shouldn’t be taken lightly.

Material is important, with safety being the chief concern. A Fleshlight can have you proclaiming your devotion to all the sex gods under the sun but if it leaves you sick as a dog then it’s not good for anyone.

Making sure your Fleshlight can be properly sanitised and maintained is crucial.

Design is an important element too. How much texture is involved? What’s the grip like? Can you vary the pressure that you apply to it? Is the opening aesthetically pleasing? Can a partner easily use it on you if they wish?

All of these things are important but, as you might have noticed, they’re all highly subjective.

Thus we come to the crux of the matter.

The perfect Fleshlight is not one single product; It’s whatever toy works best for you considering your personal specifications.

This is why it pays to familiarise yourself with what Fleshlights are on the market as well as taking a long, hard look at what you know you like during sex.

So, if you’re considering buying a Fleshlight and are looking for the best then remember; you are the one that will determine what is the best for you. Don’t be deterred by the opinion of others and be true to yourself and your needs.

That’s what truly makes Fleshlights great; The power is in your hands.

Literally.

I wonder if my career’s advisor ever thought that, one day, my job would involve shoving a vibrator shaped like a hippo against my clit…

I mean, I hope they weren’t imagining that of a teenage girl but, you’ve got to admit, I’m certainly living the high life. 

Really, though, there’s a certain amount of joy that comes from getting a sex toy arrive at your doorstep that defies convention in all manners.

Sure, we’ve had rabbits.

We’ve had ducks.

We’ve even had caterpillars.

But a hippo?

Adorable!

Hippos also have somewhat of a personal meaning for me.

Growing up I was a plus-sized lady in every regard and so when I thought of myself the vision of a hippo often sprung to mind. It wasn’t necessarily a kind one until I heard a rather silly meme song (Hippo Girl) as a young teen. The song was hardly flattering, nor necessarily serious, but it involved a tiny critter who loved a hippo lady in spite of what overs might find to be unlikeable traits. It blew my tiny teen mind and made me suddenly think that being a ‘hippo girl’ could actually not be such a bad thing after all. Add in Madagascar’s romance between a giraffe and a hippo and you can only imagine how happy I became over the years.

And then there’s this – a hippo sex toy. An animal that some consider to be the epitome of chunky undesirability suddenly transformed in to and adorable, playful icon of sex. Not relegated for its curves but actually celebrated for them, as the toy uses a hippo’s natural contours as the main design element of the product.

My potential to love this toy was large when it arrived. But did it live up to that potential? That’s what this review is all about.

The Satisfyer Petting Hippo Rechargeable Waterproof 12-Function G-Spot Vibrator

The Satisfyer Petting Hippo Rechargeable Waterproof 12-Function G-Spot Vibrator is a vibrator primed for G-Spot stimulation but capable of so much more.

You may know Satisfyer as the company that took the sex toy world by storm when they made affordable suction-based sex toys. And, for the longest time, these are the toys that have graced my site, but Satisfyer have since branched out considerably and vibrators are now one of the many other toy types that they offer.

The Satisfyer Petting Hippo Vibrator is the first vibrator from Satisfyer that I have personally tried, so I was keen to see what they might deliver to the industry and the answer is a standard, but undeniably effective, offering that merges play with results.

The Satisfyer Petting Hippo Vibrator’s biggest selling point undoubtedly has to be its design. With a head shaped like a hippo (or, to my mind, a cheery manatee) this toy creates a cure little double-chinned curve that bulges at its snout to offer up a semi-unique G-Spotting shape.

I say ‘semi-unique- because the way that this curve is composed is almost at an inverse angle to many other G-Spotting vibes. There’s a sort of divot to either side of the Satisfyer Petting Hippo Vibrator‘s snout and a sharp upward angling that you don’t often see executed to such an extreme degree.

It’s definitely reminiscent of some Fun Factory toys (especially the Patchy Paul) but with more prominence in the angling of its G-Spotting bulge.

This toy has a confident sort of appeal to its head curvature which then contrasts to a shaft that curves downwards instead of offering the conventional banana-like bend of most vibes of its ilk to generally make a toy that seems made for a subtly different experience.

The Satisfyer Petting Hippo Vibrator is made from ABS plastic (the handle) and a wonderfully smooth matte silicone with both materials being non-porous, phthalate-free, and completely body safe. It’s waterproof, so you can clean it easily, and USB rechargeable. All of this is offered at a retail price below $50 which puts the Satisfyer Petting Hippo Vibrator in a competitive bracket when you do compare it to things such as the Patchy Paul.

A 3-button control system is placed nicely on the control panel of the Satisfyer Petting Hippo Vibrator and is easy to use. There’s a power button – which you press and hold to turn the toy on and off – and then two buttons which essentially act as a + and – to cycle through the toy’s 6 different intensities and 6 different rhythms.

The Satisfyer Petting Hippo Vibrator’s vibrations range from a near-inert and very gentle jiggle to a very persistent deep hum which is lacking in rumble but well refined for internal stimulation.

As I said before, this toy isn’t just for internal use though and the resonant buzz of the Satisfyer Petting Hippo Vibrator is also effective at caressing the clitoris or hitting the perineum externally.

For this the snout works very well. It’s just about the right size and shape to essentially work as a mid-sized wand and create strong (but not overpowering) orgasms.

Internally, however, the vibrations and angle of this toy really come in to their own and the best word to describe the Satisfyer Petting Hippo Vibrator in this capacity is ‘persistent.’

The Satisfyer Petting Hippo Vibrator‘s snout is rather firm, meaning that once it’s on the G-Spot it is on it and there’s no mistaking the potency and effectiveness of its nuzzling sensations.

Because this toy has a max ‘bulge’ section of 1.125 inches at the head it feels pretty easy to insert and sits comfortably inside the body without feeling uncomfortable or eliciting that semi-concerning “I need to pee” sensation. Yet its wonderful snout knows just how to make the G-Spot sing and leave you with a smile as wide and giddy as that of the hippo’s own adorable grin.

The shaft of this toy also widens to a nicely broad 1.75 inches, meaning if you want to feel a bit more chunk that is available to you.

That’s not to say that this toy is without flaws, however, and I have a few niggles with it.

The first would be the above mentioned chunk – in order to feel this toy’s fullness you do end up moving past a nice length for G-Spotting, which means you’re kind of missing out on one element to chase the other.

There are also three bumps near the very end of this toy’s shaft which are mostly redundant unless you do want to go deep and, even then, don’t offer much in terms of sensation.

This toy’s shaft is also rather bendy which will annoy people who like to push hard for pressure when angling their toys – it’s just not possible with the Satisfyer Petting Hippo Vibrator.

The silicone section of the handle ring is also very flexible, which I found to be distracting at times, though that might be a personal preference.

Speaking of personal preferences, if you like rumble in your toys then the Satisfyer Petting Hippo Vibrator might disappoint. It’s vibrations are more smooth and penetrating rather than juddering and deep and that’s a difference that true rumble-lovers (like myself) will notice immediately.

Overall, however, I really can’t fault this toy much considering it meets what seem to be most of its key design and performance criteria. These criteria just might leave some people a bit disappointed, all things considered.

Final Thoughts

The Satisfyer Petting Hippo Vibrator might not be the most extraordinary G-Spotting toy out there but it is a very cute and reasonably effective offering which, if you’re like me, will be a near must-have just from aesthetics alone.

This toy knows how to firmly nudge strong orgasms out of its users, with a snout primed for play and vibrations that are well crafted for their intended purpose.

Sure, it’s not going to radically change the market, but it has offered something different and, for that, I applaud it.

Recommend to:

• Hippo fans.
• People who like strong G-Spot bulges.
• People who like non-conventional toys.

Do Not Recommend to:

• People who dislike strong bulges.
• People who prefer an upwards-curved shaft.
• People who prefer firm shafts.

Update: SizeGenix is a great option for male enhancement, but I would strongly recommend VigRX Plus as it’s way more effective. You can read more about it and buy them here.

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Are you frustrated with the never-ending complaints from your partner due to short erections?

Well, you are not alone.

Old or young, erectile dysfunction is a condition that can occur to anyone.

In most cases, the condition is attributed to low levels of testosterone. Most professionals agree that the remedy to this kind of a condition is a potent and powerful supplement.

If you are already tired of gimmicks and low-quality substances and ready for a product that works, then you must want to invest in a new product in the market known as Sizegenix.

SizeGenix is an all-natural, clinically tested male enhancement supplement that promises to improve sexual performance with no side effects. It is a supplement designed for men who would want to experience results within a very short time. Thousands of men around the globe use these supplements to have an awesome time with their partner on bed. If you would like to know more about this product and its incredible benefits, read on.

What is Sizegenix?

SizeGenix is a revolutionary new pill that contains safe yet powerful components that have been clinically proven to increase erection strength and size. SizeGenixis said to be the most powerful male enhancement supplement.

As we age, the levels of our testosterone in our body drops and things don’t work as well as they used to.

As a result, the performance of most men in bed decreases leaving their partners frustrated. SizeGenix contains natural active ingredients that will help you experience maximum results.

It has a unique formulation to help enhance your libido and have your partner satisfied, thus living a healthier and happy sex life. Consuming this product on a regular basis can help you achieve the optimum results that you’ve always been looking for.

Such results include better erection, increased libido, increased energy and intensified orgasm.

How Does SizeGenix Work?

SizeGenix male enhancement supplement is entitled to support different levels of men virility levels to enhance erections, intercourse, and higher sex drive. This helps men to support incredible sex performance while not trying so hard. It has been proven clinically to restore men’s sexual health.

Due to the aging process of a man, the production of HGH lowers which in turn lowers testosterone production. Testosterone is an important hormone responsible for most of the male sexual characteristics and the development of male sex organs.

The SizeGenixreleases testosterone support formula to active Sexual Hormone Binding Globulin (SHBG) in blood to support sexual arouse moments and rise sexual appetite. It also ensures that no problem takes place during Sexual Response Cycle for satisfying intercourse period.

This male enhancement supplement also improves blood circulation in the penile chambers also known as (Corpora Covernosa). What this means is that the ingredients will be able better penetrate into your penis where they will improve its function.

What gives you an erection is when the tissues in your penis are filled with blood. SizeGenix ensures blood reaches the penis by improving blood flow so that you can achieve an erection more easily.

Proper blood flow is the secret behind all erectile dysfunction natural remedies. Hence, finding the best remedy is about finding the one can most effectively optimize blood circulation, boost testosterone levels and improve sustainable erection.

Based on the evidence and from customer reviews, SizeGenix does this well than any other known male enhancement supplement.

Ingredients Used in Sizegenix

• Mica Root – This is one of the most important ingredients that is not only found in SizeGenix alone but has also been used in making thousand other male enhancement supplements. With this ingredient, your sexual energy is boosted thus making you get crazy for sex, and achieve a sustainable erection.
• L-Arginine – Arginine is a precursor molecule of nitric oxide or nitrous oxide. It helps in increasing the levels of nitric oxide in the blood and results in dilation of the blood vessels and walls, including the penis.
• Tongkat Ali – This extract is good for filling the penile chambers with blood. Once the penile chambers expand, the penis gets erect, and as a result, you get excited about sex.
• Sarsaparilla – Sarsaparilla is a very powerful male enhancement ingredient. It can help you heal a myriad of sex-related disorders and also boost sex drive. It also helps in boosting your general health as a healthy person will enjoy sex better.
• Tiribulus Terrestris – This ingredient promotes testosterone levels in men. In return, it helps improve sex drive and enhance your energy thus keeping you longer in bed.

What are The Benefits of Using Sizegenix?

• Increases Testosterone Levels – Testosterone is a major element in the male hormone that is responsible for regulating some bodily faculties and functions. Men that have reached 30 years of age and above are known to lose at least 1% of testosterone every year which can lead to major side effects when it comes to sexual health. SizeGenix helps to increase testosterone levels.
• Elevates Sex Drive – One of the components that are largely responsible for men sex drive is testosterone as mentioned above. Various studies have shown that higher testosterone in men enhances libido and sex drive. SizeGenix has all the necessary ingredients to raise testosterone levels which in returns elevates sex drive. A majority of people who use SizeGenix experience a considerable increase in their sex drive within a short period.
• Stimulates Blood Flow – The amount of blood flowing into a man’s penile chamber is important since it is what determines the overall virility and size of the penis. A hard penis is what is going to bring more sexual pleasure for both the man and woman. Anything less than pleasure, full strength and endurance are compromised for the worst. The natural ingredients used to come up with SizeGenix are very helpful in enhancing blood flow.
• Decreases Fat – Among the many benefits that come along with using Sizegenix, fats reduction is also one of them. It is very effective in reducing fats. Testosterone has an opposite effect on a man’s body compared to the hormone found in female known as oestrogen. Oestrogen which is the dominant hormone encourages the storage of fat while testosterone in men encourages burning of fat. This explains the reason why healthy women of normal weight have more fats in their body compared to healthy men of normal weight. When you first start taking Sizegenix, you might at first not notice a big difference when it comes to weight reduction. The primary reason for this is because it will first be converting the available fats into muscles. You will, however, feel and look remarkably better than you looked before.

Additional Benefits

• Helps to increase the sperm count
• With regular use, you shall get intense organs
• Increases blood flow to full arousal
• It enhances mood
• Plays an integral role in increasing the penis size
• This product comes with a free trial
• It does not require any prescriptions for you to use it
• It is very affordable compared to many other similar products in the market
• It’s naturally made, so it is effective and safe to use
• Helps to give the best sex performance and a longer time in bed
• It offers enhanced excitement
• Improves erectile capacity

Cons

• Does not contain some ingredients that are considered vital for male enhancement
• Some dosage ingredients could be higher

SizeGenix Vs. VigRX Plus

I’ve tested both SizeGenix and VigRX Plus the last couple of months and my favorite so far is VigRX Plus. It has a much stronger effect and the effect last a lot longer.

Just to make it clear – SizeGenix is not a bad option but VigRX Plus is simple a better solution.

Bottom Line

There is no doubt that SizeGenix is one of the best supplements available on the market but there are better options like the VigRX Plus pills.

I would highly recommend VigRX Plus over SizeGenix. Place an order today and see how it will change your life for the better.

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