It’s time to talk about the cheekiest looking sex toy I own.
Despite my many years as reviewer nothing quite prepared me for the cheeky grin that met me when I unveiled the Emojibator SHARK Waterproof Silicone Dual Stimulation Inflating Vibrator.
This toys smile is so wide and deliberately grinning that it’s almost ballsy. It’s as if this toy is openly confident that it is going to deliver pleasure to whatever recipient it encounters and, I’ll be honest, it’s really hard not to anthropomorphize this toy as a result. It just beckons a certain degree of character and flare.
But the bravado of a sex toy doesn’t necessarily mean that it is going to perform well, so how does the Emojibator SHARK Waterproof Silicone Dual Stimulation Inflating Vibrator manage to hold up against its confident demeanour?
Let’s find out together.
Emojibator The SHARK Waterproof Silicone Dual Stimulation Inflating Vibrator
The Emojibator SHARK Waterproof Silicone Dual Stimulation Inflating Vibrator has some reason to be confident, at least in terms of design and innovation.
I can confidently say that there is not other toy on the market shaped just like it. Sure, there are shark-based sex toys, but a sex toy made to look like the toothiest shark known to one’s genitalia is pretty much unprecedented and, for that, I have to commend Emojibator for its continued playful attempt to the products we choose to get our rocks off with.
Another interesting approach that the Emojibator SHARK Waterproof Silicone Dual Stimulation Inflating Vibrator takes to pleasure is, as its name suggests, an additional inflating feature to complement its vibrations, which isn’t all that common on the sex toy market.
To put it simply when it comes to stimulation the Emojibator SHARK Waterproof Silicone Dual Stimulation Inflating Vibrator feels more like a whale vibrator trapped in a shark vibrator’s body. As play goes on its body swells up before all of a sudden it forcefully seizes down its external silicone layer, as if puffing out air from a blowhole like a mighty humpback whale.
Can’t really fault a toy taking inspiration from an animal that has ‘hump’ in its name. At least in theory.
Before we get further in to how this toy performs, however, let’s go over a few specifications.
The Emojibator SHARK Waterproof Silicone Dual Stimulation Inflating Vibrator is a reasonably sized dual stimulator, though its bulky shark body does make it seem heftier than it actually is.
Its total length is 8.25 inches but the insertible section is about 4.5 inches. At its slimmest it comes in with a diameter of about 1.25 inches, allowing for a nice taper in to its size. Ride this apex predator out to its maximum, swelling girth, however, and you’ll get to a diameter of roughly 2 inches total.
This is on the larger end of what people take before suddenly transitioning to beginners ‘Size Queen’ territory, but the Emojibator SHARK Waterproof Silicone Dual Stimulation Inflating Vibrator starts of at a slime enough shaft so as to be accessible to most individuals.
This toy is USB rechargeable and is waterproof for shower play but not fully submersible. Kind of ironic, considering we’re talking about a shark here, but that’s neither here nor there.
The silicone coating this toy is semi-matte. Not at all glossy but hardly ‘pamper me’ smooth. It sort of fits in with the sleek and almost cartoonish aesthetic of this toy in how it feels which is a really nice aspect of the toy. It also means that this toy is phthalate-free, non-porous, and completely body safe. Gotta love the fact that safe toys are much more of an industry standard nowadays.
There are 8 different vibration settings to this toy and 3 different inflatable modes all controlled through the buttons on the dorsal section of the shark. The controls at first…they’re a bit finnicky to get used to but once you know what you’re doing it’s easy to get your sharky on board with how you want it to perform.
The inflatable pulses of this toy are absolutely surreal. I meant it when I said they remind me of a whale or dolphin shooting out its aqua load. During use it feels like something is literally breathing in my vagina and I’m not too sure how to reconcile that. On the one hand it does sort of mimic the pulsating sensations one might get when a firm shaft is inserted and a human breathes deeply in and out, squirming as they go, but the reliable rhythm of it all and the extent of the swelling and expelling of air is incredibly surreal.
As it stands my body sees it as more of a distraction than anything else – an enjoyable one but one that I do ultimately turn off mid use.
I’m the type of gal who relies heavily on fantasy and exploring what’s going on with my head and body when fucking and having an inflating and deflating shark in my cunt isn’t necessarily the best way to achieve a total mind/body connection.
God I love that my job lets me write lines like that.
Vibration-wise the Emojibator SHARK Waterproof Silicone Dual Stimulation Inflating Vibrator is a mid-strength toy. It has a reasonable depth to it and it’s certainly not buzzy but neither is it it strong nor defined enough in its own style to be considered rumbly. It’s a pleasant and fun offering but not one that will blow your socks off.
I can orgasm with this toy but it would never be my go-to for achieving orgasm. I’d much rather pull it out, be like “Oh my gahrdh, look’it this shark vibe!” and then pop it away and reach for something that is more conducive to my personal preferences when having a play session.
As with many rabbit-style toys the clitoral prong of this toy is also weaker than its internal shaft, which is a bummer but I’ve come to pretty much expect this nowadays.
This toy would really suit someone who likes those mid-level vibes, loves novelty, and wants to explore inflating toes, but isn’t looking for a master of any one field…except maybe novelty. I still adore how this toy looks.
The look of this toy, however, comes with its only real objective downside.
This shark has a large and heavy base which will be hard for some people to hold and to really get a good leverage on, especially if mobility or motor skills come in to play.
The size of this toy means it’s also not really made for couples sessions, unless one holds the shark and the other enjoys the shark…Again, I’m left to marvel at the sentences that my job allows me to produce.
Outside of this, however, there really aren’t many gripes that I can bring to the table with this quirky offering. The Emojibator The SHARK Waterproof Silicone Dual Stimulation Inflating Vibrator knows exactly what it is and every element of it that is intended to function performs really well at its job.
You could say that this toy is jawsome at meeting its criteria.
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I’ll see myself out.
Final Thoughts
While I love the aesthetic and approach of this toy I can’t say that I’m really enamoured with it, nor that I found any pleasure in it that I couldn’t get from another toy and with greater effect.
Visuals matter, of course they do, but visuals alone won’t have me splashing about happily in a deep sea of orgasmic bliss, and the Emojibator SHARK Waterproof Silicone Dual Stimulation Inflating Vibrator misses the mark in having me plunge in to deep waters.
I can recommend the Emojibator SHARK Waterproof Silicone Dual Stimulation Inflating Vibrator but only under the specifications outlined in my review; mid-level, experimental individuals.
As it stands I’d probably be underwhelmed if I got this at retail price and would likely only keep it for the sheer appreciation of the cute grin that it offers up each time I see it.
Sorry sharkey buddy, you flopped instead of flipping.
Recommend to:
- People who like rabbit vibes.
- People who like mid strength vibrations.
- People wanting to experiment with inflation.
Do Not Recommend to:
- Power/rumble lovers.
- People who dislike bottom-heavy toys.
- People who dislike the design.